8.2.11

Mai nak iklan sat


    
     Biasa sangat dah dalam hidup kita ni, kita akan terjumpa pelbagai jenih iklan merapu meraban yang diiklankan  di pondok telefon, kedai2 benkrap, tepi-tepi jalan dan tak ketinggalan dalam jamban. Memang berasap jaa kepala an, tengah nak berak ada iklan terpampang depan mata. Lepas ni aku nak buat iklan jugak, nak buat iklan2 yang macam ni.....




Tiub tayar
Man tukar tiub, di mana sahaja, lubang kubor pon boleh jaa


Pinjaman duit
Kami memang ah long, kami bukan nak tolong, kalau tak bayaq kepala ampa kami potong 


Skim cepat kaya
Nak cepat kaya? Tak perlu bekerja, tak perlu berusaha. pergi mampus sahaja!


Penjagaan alatan sulit 
Dada kecik? hikhikhik!   
"Adik" tak kuat,memang ang tak hebat!


Menjual susuk
Muka menggerutu? Palaotak ang nak cucuk, ALLAH dah buat  macam tu, mau aku luku?


Rawatan bomoh
Selalu dikacau toyol? Pi la kat bomoh, boleh dia rogol.



Multi-level marketing(MLM)
Anda pelajar? Perlu lebih wang? Sertai kami, kami tipu wang pelajar lain, bila anda dah percaya, kemudian wang anda kami kebas sepuas-puasnya!






orait tak iklan2 aku? boleh dapat untung tak? gahahah lariiiiiiiii

81 kali pukul:

gigiAriEma said...

haha. untung gilo nih nub..ce wat betoy2 tgkk..hiihi :P

Hakimi Reza said...

hahaha~~hahahaha~~haahahaa

3 seringgit~~~

jem..jemmm

Ammar said...

Bhahahaha,,,,,,semua kata-kata diatas adalah betul...setuju walaupun sempoi je,

k.a.s said...

reality di sebalik iklan2 tu.. hehe xD

Shaofie said...

ade lagi. bini untuk dijual. hahahahhaa.

ABSOLUTE said...

bolehh laa jd iklan kat tv3.
hehe

A.s.t.i.n.a said...

jual susuk? ade?

Along Usop said...

den cayo den cayo.. lalalala..

*nanges budak2 mlm pasnih.. hahahha

LURZAN TAZA LIMAJ said...

adoi laaaaa... ni yg syiok nk pukoi hang nih, muahahahaaaa

Fariehan Ibrahim said...

pinjaman duit tu hri2 aku dpt kt kete aku,
aku bgi kt adik aku wat roket, haha! XD

farhana sahri said...

orait sgt2...hahaaa

nabila izyani said...

pe ag nub.. g laa publish kat public.. hehe

Ujang9897 said...

ang nie gila..hahahah

@mel said...

salam...

dgn bersahaja penyampainnya..

dgn sempoi perwatakannya..

khas buat kak2 janda & anak dara..

iklan aku promote En NUB..

ang mmg gila laa..ghahahahaha...

yanamib said...

ko try la buat iklan mcm tu..tgk brapa byk miscal ang dpt sehari..kehkehkeh~ =P

wahida said...

hahaha..panjagaan alat sulit pun ada?

zati embong said...

muka pecah2?aiya bahasa apekah itu? O.o

10jarijemari said...

nub aku nak wat iklan bomoh tu..haha~

ika :) said...

boleh kalah iklan tv klu ko wat iklan nie nub..terpksa dorg fikir idea baru nak lariskan stesen tv..hahahahah~~~

NADIA vs BERON said...

nk pinjm duit keh keh keh

cik ciput said...

amboi2 iklan dia...ekstrim!haha

misza said...

sinis dalam gurau. sapa makan cili?

misza said...
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Unknown said...

kah3...konfirm tak laku...hahaa

Park Min Rin said...

hahaha...iklan ah long tu yang tak tahan... hahaha

bobiedanbad said...

hahahaha...cool

Anati Soki said...

mlm paling top

Azah Rahaman said...

hahahaha, mehmeh nak sepuk sket muka tuh, wahahaha

niniem◕‿◕ said...

LOL~ :D

echah mashuri said...

cehcehh...hang jadi tukang promote kaa?;p

sayaidaydotcom said...

hahaha,,fail betol kalau jd tkang promote,,haha

cik mici said...

hahaah...suka..ayat dia cam padan...hehe

Sarah Abadan said...

hahha ceq cabaq ang buat btoi2 iklan lagu tu...hahaa

Miss AZ said...

"Adik" tak kuat,memang ang tak hebat!

HAHAHAHA!!! amboi nub.. :)

Solihin Zubir said...

hahhahaa.. ang pon ati busuk jugak ka nk wat iklan2 camtu? heheh.. larikkk...

iniialahaku said...

pukoi oi pukoi..haha...

♥ Cik Puan Pinky ♥ said...

hahahaha
ngok ngek btol~ :P

AIMAN said...

muahahhahaa.. rasa nak pukoi hang

qiela said...

hahahaa
bgos tol iklan2 nub 2..
ce try test buat..haha

Unamn said...

rosam nor boleh kene darah tinggi baca pasal MLM.. tu ekeke

Tuan Penasihat said...

ni sendiri punya oklan ka?
gerenti business ada untung punya kalau buat camtu.
huhuhuhu.....

Unknown said...

@gigiAriEma nak try gak la. haha

Unknown said...

@! Encik Nakal ! jemm..jemm.. haha

Unknown said...

@AMMAR YASIR hahah. beyehh

Unknown said...

@k.a.s hehhe

Unknown said...

@Shaofie gahaha.fl ang la nak kena juai

Unknown said...

@asybedazzle gahahah..adoii

Unknown said...

@A.s.t.i.n.a ada ja

Unknown said...

@NAZRUL AZAT hahah.lariiiiii

Unknown said...

@FariehanIbrahim [LBC] amboyh comeynya.. haha

Unknown said...

@Farhana Sahri oraitto

Unknown said...

@nabila izyani jom bel..kita joint venture. haha

Unknown said...

@@mel
auwww. hahaha

Unknown said...

@YanaMIB hihihii.lariii

Unknown said...

@wahida ada ja.. haha

Unknown said...

@zati embong bahsa tah apa2. haha

Unknown said...

@10jarijemari nak join ang. hehe

Unknown said...

@ikha
hihii

Unknown said...

@NADIA vs BERON takmau bagi. gahaha

Unknown said...

@cik ciput kaw2! haha

Unknown said...

@misza dia terasa pedasnya.hehe

Unknown said...

@Azmi
wahahha

Unknown said...

@MY SouL My HeArt hahaha..ah long memang...

Unknown said...

@Anati Soki kaw2 an anat. haha

Unknown said...

@bobiedanbad wahaha

Unknown said...

@niniem hehe

Unknown said...

@echah mashuri wahaha...jadii selaluu

Unknown said...

@iday
kerja sehari ja.. ahhaa

Unknown said...

@JP Nurul hehe

Unknown said...

@Amirrah Zawani amboii.. heheh

Unknown said...

@Solihin Zubir pasai nak pekena aku ja.. haha

Unknown said...

@iniialahaku gahaha aku lariiii

Unknown said...

@♥GAdiSMeRaHJaMbU♥ kong kang btol. haha

Unknown said...

@AIMAN haha.aku lari dulu baii

Unknown said...

@qiela jom2. mau? haha

Unknown said...

@teddyuna heheheh.amek!

Unknown said...

@Tuan Penasihat haha.tu aku suka tu. haha

Amiey White said...

terhebat~!!!! :D haha

Unknown said...

@Amiey White wahahah

TRUE LOVE PHOTOGRAPHY said...

hahaha..
kelakar doh iklan ni..
memang 100% ada org klik sebab kelakar..

Unknown said...

@Shahrin Oppa haha. boleh sajoo