budak bukan sebarang budak: Mai nak iklan sat

8.2.11

Mai nak iklan sat

   Biasa sangat dah dalam hidup kita ni, kita akan terjumpa pelbagai jenih iklan merapu meraban yang diiklankan di pondok telefon, kedai2 benkrap, tepi-tepi jalan dan tak ketinggalan dalam jamban. Memang berasap jaa kepala an, tengah nak berak ada iklan terpampang depan mata. Lepas ni aku nak buat iklan jugak, nak buat iklan2 yang macam ni.....

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Kami memang ah long, kami bukan nak tolong, kalau tak bayaq kepala ampa kami potong

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Penjagaan alatan sulit
Dada kecik? hikhikhik!
"Adik" tak kuat,memang ang tak hebat!

Menjual susuk
Muka menggerutu? Palaotak ang nak cucuk, ALLAH dah buat macam tu, mau aku luku?

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orait tak iklan2 aku? boleh dapat untung tak? gahahah lariiiiiiiii

81 kali pukul:

gigiAriEma said...: haha. untung gilo nih nub..ce wat betoy2 tgkk..hiihi :P; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 7:33 AM
Hakimi Reza said...: hahaha~~hahahaha~~haahahaa

3 seringgit~~~

jem..jemmm; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 7:34 AM
Ammar said...: Bhahahaha,,,,,,semua kata-kata diatas adalah betul...setuju walaupun sempoi je,; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 7:38 AM
k.a.s said...: reality di sebalik iklan2 tu.. hehe xD; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 7:39 AM
Shaofie said...: ade lagi. bini untuk dijual. hahahahhaa.; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 7:49 AM
ABSOLUTE said...: bolehh laa jd iklan kat tv3.
hehe; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 8:05 AM
A.s.t.i.n.a said...: jual susuk? ade?; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 8:07 AM
Along Usop said...: den cayo den cayo.. lalalala..

*nanges budak2 mlm pasnih.. hahahha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 8:33 AM
LURZAN TAZA LIMAJ said...: adoi laaaaa... ni yg syiok nk pukoi hang nih, muahahahaaaa; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 9:34 AM
Fariehan Ibrahim said...: pinjaman duit tu hri2 aku dpt kt kete aku,
aku bgi kt adik aku wat roket, haha! XD; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 10:02 AM
farhana sahri said...: orait sgt2...hahaaa; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 10:05 AM
nabila izyani said...: pe ag nub.. g laa publish kat public.. hehe; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 10:55 AM
Ujang9897 said...: ang nie gila..hahahah; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 10:58 AM
@mel said...: salam...

dgn bersahaja penyampainnya..

dgn sempoi perwatakannya..

khas buat kak2 janda & anak dara..

iklan aku promote En NUB..

ang mmg gila laa..ghahahahaha...; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 11:21 AM
yanamib said...: ko try la buat iklan mcm tu..tgk brapa byk miscal ang dpt sehari..kehkehkeh~ =P; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 11:35 AM
wahida said...: hahaha..panjagaan alat sulit pun ada?; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 11:47 AM
zati embong said...: muka pecah2?aiya bahasa apekah itu? O.o; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 12:08 PM
10jarijemari said...: nub aku nak wat iklan bomoh tu..haha~; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 12:21 PM
ika :) said...: boleh kalah iklan tv klu ko wat iklan nie nub..terpksa dorg fikir idea baru nak lariskan stesen tv..hahahahah~~~; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 12:28 PM
NADIA vs BERON said...: nk pinjm duit keh keh keh; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 12:33 PM
cik ciput said...: amboi2 iklan dia...ekstrim!haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 12:51 PM
misza said...: sinis dalam gurau. sapa makan cili?; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 3:58 PM
misza said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 3:58 PM
Unknown said...: kah3...konfirm tak laku...hahaa; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Park Min Rin said...: hahaha...iklan ah long tu yang tak tahan... hahaha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 6:03 PM
bobiedanbad said...: hahahaha...cool; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 6:06 PM
Anati Soki said...: mlm paling top; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Azah Rahaman said...: hahahaha, mehmeh nak sepuk sket muka tuh, wahahaha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 6:45 PM
niniem◕‿◕ said...: LOL~ :D; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 7:16 PM
echah mashuri said...: cehcehh...hang jadi tukang promote kaa?;p; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 7:34 PM
sayaidaydotcom said...: hahaha,,fail betol kalau jd tkang promote,,haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 7:58 PM
cik mici said...: hahaah...suka..ayat dia cam padan...hehe; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 8:56 PM
Sarah Abadan said...: hahha ceq cabaq ang buat btoi2 iklan lagu tu...hahaa; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 9:56 PM
Miss AZ said...: "Adik" tak kuat,memang ang tak hebat!

HAHAHAHA!!! amboi nub.. :); [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 10:20 PM
Solihin Zubir said...: hahhahaa.. ang pon ati busuk jugak ka nk wat iklan2 camtu? heheh.. larikkk...; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 11:17 PM
iniialahaku said...: pukoi oi pukoi..haha...; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 8, 2011 at 11:18 PM
♥ Cik Puan Pinky ♥ said...: hahahaha
ngok ngek btol~ :P; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 12:49 AM
AIMAN said...: muahahhahaa.. rasa nak pukoi hang; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 12:52 AM
qiela said...: hahahaa
bgos tol iklan2 nub 2..
ce try test buat..haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 12:54 AM
Unamn said...: rosam nor boleh kene darah tinggi baca pasal MLM.. tu ekeke; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 12:55 AM
Tuan Penasihat said...: ni sendiri punya oklan ka?
gerenti business ada untung punya kalau buat camtu.
huhuhuhu.....; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 2:46 AM
Unknown said...: @gigiAriEma nak try gak la. haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:51 AM
Unknown said...: @! Encik Nakal ! jemm..jemm.. haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:51 AM
Unknown said...: @AMMAR YASIR hahah. beyehh; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:51 AM
Unknown said...: @k.a.s hehhe; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:51 AM
Unknown said...: @Shaofie gahaha.fl ang la nak kena juai; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:52 AM
Unknown said...: @asybedazzle gahahah..adoii; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:52 AM
Unknown said...: @A.s.t.i.n.a ada ja; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:52 AM
Unknown said...: @NAZRUL AZAT hahah.lariiiiii; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:52 AM
Unknown said...: @FariehanIbrahim [LBC] amboyh comeynya.. haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:52 AM
Unknown said...: @Farhana Sahri oraitto; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:53 AM
Unknown said...: @nabila izyani jom bel..kita joint venture. haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:53 AM
Unknown said...: @@mel
auwww. hahaha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:53 AM
Unknown said...: @YanaMIB hihihii.lariii; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:53 AM
Unknown said...: @wahida ada ja.. haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:53 AM
Unknown said...: @zati embong bahsa tah apa2. haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:54 AM
Unknown said...: @10jarijemari nak join ang. hehe; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:54 AM
Unknown said...: @ikha
hihii; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:54 AM
Unknown said...: @NADIA vs BERON takmau bagi. gahaha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:54 AM
Unknown said...: @cik ciput kaw2! haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:54 AM
Unknown said...: @misza dia terasa pedasnya.hehe; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:55 AM
Unknown said...: @Azmi
wahahha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:55 AM
Unknown said...: @MY SouL My HeArt hahaha..ah long memang...; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:55 AM
Unknown said...: @Anati Soki kaw2 an anat. haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:55 AM
Unknown said...: @bobiedanbad wahaha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:55 AM
Unknown said...: @niniem hehe; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:56 AM
Unknown said...: @echah mashuri wahaha...jadii selaluu; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:56 AM
Unknown said...: @iday
kerja sehari ja.. ahhaa; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:56 AM
Unknown said...: @JP Nurul hehe; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:56 AM
Unknown said...: @Amirrah Zawani amboii.. heheh; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:56 AM
Unknown said...: @Solihin Zubir pasai nak pekena aku ja.. haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:57 AM
Unknown said...: @iniialahaku gahaha aku lariiii; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:57 AM
Unknown said...: @♥GAdiSMeRaHJaMbU♥ kong kang btol. haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:57 AM
Unknown said...: @AIMAN haha.aku lari dulu baii; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:57 AM
Unknown said...: @qiela jom2. mau? haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:57 AM
Unknown said...: @teddyuna heheheh.amek!; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:58 AM
Unknown said...: @Tuan Penasihat haha.tu aku suka tu. haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 4:58 AM
Amiey White said...: terhebat~!!!! :D haha; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 9, 2011 at 5:05 AM
Unknown said...: @Amiey White wahahah; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 10, 2011 at 3:44 AM
TRUE LOVE PHOTOGRAPHY said...: hahaha..
kelakar doh iklan ni..
memang 100% ada org klik sebab kelakar..; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 11, 2011 at 4:00 AM
Unknown said...: @Shahrin Oppa haha. boleh sajoo; [ayuh pukul beliau] February 17, 2011 at 3:19 AM

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